Tuk Tuk

Tuk Tuk is my little pet. An absolutely materialistic dog.

No less then a Sofa he needs for his sleep and refuses to be a veggie , . His favourite food is sausages.His favourites are street cats and cats love to make him chase all over the place.

With a size of 16 inches in length and 12 inches in height and 4 kgs weight, the little thing has a very strong personality.

No one dares to pass the street, unless he has enough friendship with Tuk Tuk

Tuk Tuk is a naturalist and lives nude and refuses to ride a car. Refuses water or any food served in plastic packets. Is now applying for membership of Greenpeace.

But there is something very Unique about this Pet. Since the day, Tuk Tuk landed in my house, there is some or the other money which falls for me from somewhere. He has made sure that I am getting richer by the day and he is getting cuter by the day.

One weekend after late night party, I reached home around 2 am and Tuk Tuk was on the first floor. Not knowing , it was me who entered the house, this little thing ferociosly barked and sounded enough alarm for the negihbours to rush. Since then his diet has been doubled.

Tuk Tuk has another unique habit that, if he does not like a person, then he would come closer to him and piss on him and run away fast. So, I get to know, who are my friends and who are not. Now before I could have presented Tuk Tuk to Obama and family so that they could have effectively used for screening the bad guys from the good guys, the Obama have chosen the Wolf kind of dog. Well Good Luck Mr Obama.

Last week was his birthday and the next door girl " Palee" , around 3 years, who is incidentally also Tuk Tuk `s best friend, shared cutting the cake. The cats watched enviously from outside and were treated with a small slice.

The Cats next door have announced that he is still the sexiest Dog in the town and despite historical differences with dogs, the cats are willing to sit down on the table and make an understanding.

The UN council has been reported about it and a Geneva convention will be held on this soon. It is expected that Homosapian delegates will finally tend to learn from the cats and the dogs.

Pets are fortune changers and I always advise my palmistry clients to go and get a smart pet and you will see, how your life changes. When your own life is riddled with unresolved problems, take a supporting fate service from the Pet.